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2005 Classic: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol

Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff shoulder and refusing to move from the armchair until the final bonus round of Wheel of Fortune concludes.

Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch, MP3 Invisibility & Flat Screen Skepticism” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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