2019 Legacy: Kawhi’s “Four Bounces”
Why did the entire city of Philadelphia go silent for three seconds? Because Kawhi Leonard’s shot hit the rim four times before falling in, sending… Read More »2019 Legacy: Kawhi’s “Four Bounces”
2016 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
Why did Emmanuel Lubezki win his third in a row? Because he’s the only person who can film a movie using only natural light and… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
2015 Archive: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The “Nuclear” Iran Deal
Why did the military watch it? To see if “Diplomacy” could do what a “Bunker Buster” does, but with 90% less smoke. Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Nuclear” Iran Deal
2015 Classic: The Netflix Binge
Why did the blonde stay in her pajamas for a whole week? She heard about “Netflix and Chill” and thought it was a new 7-day… Read More »2015 Classic: The Netflix Binge
2015 Legacy: The Pan Prequel
Why was it hit? Because turning Peter Pan into a “chosen one” prophecy involving Nirvana songs was the kind of “creative” choice that keeps the… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Pan Prequel
2014 Vintage: The Slipknot “.5
The Gray Chapter”: Why the return? For the band honoring Paul Gray’s memory with their most emotional and heavy record in years. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Slipknot “.5
2014 Vintage: Solitaire Disappearing
Why were offices so sad? Because new operating systems started hiding the built-in Solitaire so deep that people actually had to… work. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: Solitaire Disappearing
2012 Archive: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2012 Archive: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
2012 Legacy: The Internship
Why was the intern sad? He was told he was an “Apocalypse Coordinator,” which meant he had to shred all the evidence before the world… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Internship