2002 Classic: The 28 Days Later Speed

Zombies that run? That’s not fair. I can barely run to the fridge without getting winded.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

She’s still the queen of the "Coquette" aesthetic and I’m still ...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad04/11/1997 18:17Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@PowerRanger_Red02/12/2002 09:09It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Bam_Margera_Fan01/30/2011 18:09Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Gremlins_Gizmo07/05/2013 18:25Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Stick_Death_Fan02/28/2014 06:26Brutally funny! Keep them coming.