2024 Vintage: The Vision Pro
I bought a computer for my face. Now I can see my bank account balance in 4K while I cry in real life. It’s a… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Vision Pro
2023 Archive: The Espresso Martini
A girl orders an Espresso Martini at 11 PM. The bartender asks, “Planning on staying up?” She says, “I’m not here to sleep, I’m here… Read More »2023 Archive: The Espresso Martini
2023 Classic: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? I’m Ken-ough! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Classic: The Ken
2023 Archive: The Titanic Submarine Tragedy
Why was the world obsessed? To remind the President that “Extreme Wealth” and “Extreme Pressure” are a combination that usually ends with a lot of… Read More »2023 Archive: The Titanic Submarine Tragedy
2023 Classic: The Printer
I’m “inking” a deal with a large language model. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Vintage: The Sex on the Beach
“Can we call this ‘The Negroni Sbagliato’?” “No.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Sex on the Beach
2021 Legacy: The 2021 Ending
“Happy New Year! 2022 is going to be the year of the Metaverse!” The bartender rolls his eyes so hard he sees 2023. Part of… Read More »2021 Legacy: The 2021 Ending
2021 Archive: The QR Code Vaccine Card Fumble
Attempting to display a digital health confirmation code on a smartphone at a restaurant entrance and accidentally showing the bouncer a zoomed-in photo of the… Read More »2021 Archive: The QR Code Vaccine Card Fumble
2020 Archive: The Queen’s Gambit
A guy starts playing chess with his shot glasses. “Checkmate.” “Sir, you just drank your own king.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Archive: The Queen’s Gambit
2020 Legacy: The Zoom Board Meeting Freeze
The annual parish budget assembly coming to a grinding halt because the council president’s home Wi-Fi froze exactly as he was about to announce the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Zoom Board Meeting Freeze