Genies and wishes are a staple of classic American humor.
I found a magic lamp and the genie gave me one wish. I asked for world peace. He said that was too hard. So I asked him to make my mother-in-law like me. He sighed and said, “So, about that world peace… should I start with the Middle East?”
🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Alarm Clock
Waking up is hard to do, but family makes it faster.I don’t need ...read more »
55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, the world changed with a single "Slide to Unlock." It wa...read more »
2025 Joke: We Were Having Tea
We were having tea with my mother-in-law when she suddenly announ...read more »
55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT & Metaverse” Edition
In 2021, we were all trying to figure out what a "Metaverse" was ...read more »
1997 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I had a big fight, so she called her mother and said,...read more »
The Cruise Ship
Vacations are better when you have a good story to tell.My mother...read more »
Two women came before wise King...
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a ...read more »
One night the couple woke to...
One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing ...read more »
1996 Joke: A Guy Is Driving
A guy is driving down the road when he sees his mother-in-law bei...read more »
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your...
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive ove...read more »
😜 More from category: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing...
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never ...read more »
57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, we were putting "1,000 songs in our pocket" with the fir...read more »
62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, the world was dancing the Macarena, the movie Indep...read more »
1999 Joke: I Just Got Back
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »
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We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
First! And it’s funny!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
my cat usually acts as a natural alarm clock so i never win anyway…