Why did the entire city of Philadelphia go silent for three seconds? Because Kawhi Leonard’s shot hit the rim four times before falling in, sending Toronto to the Finals and proving that physics has a favorite basketball team.
Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
2025 Archive: The MLB "Robot Umps" Official Launch
Why were the managers so quiet? Because you can’t argue with a co...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mahomes Three-Peat Chase
Why was the rest of the NFL living in a basement? Because Patrick...read more »
2025 Classic: The World Cup 2026 Countdown
Why were the stadiums in the US already changing their grass? Bec...read more »
2025 Classic: Hamilton in Ferrari Red
Why was the Italian border so crowded in March? Because Lewis Ham...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2022 “Messi’s World & The Great Farewell” Edition
In 2022, the sports world completed its most dramatic script yet....read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition
In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »
The Hockey Teeth
A cold truth from the ice rink.Why do hockey players never go to ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Kylian Mbappé "Madrid" Second Year
Why was he finally comfortable? Because he stopped looking for th...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
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The Billiards Break
A cue for some classic table-top humor.I told my wife I was going...read more »
2025 Classic: The Caleb Williams "Sophomore" Leap
Why was Chicago dreaming of a ring? Because their QB finally look...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Women’s Champions League Growth
Why was the final sold out? Because the level of play was so high...read more »
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Found a real treasure with this one.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Plug and Play laughter!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
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