Why were Maddux, Glavine, and Smoltz illegal? Because having three Hall of Famers in one rotation should have been a violation of the Geneva Convention.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A Giants fan, a Padre fan,...
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mounta...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition
In 2015, sports were about breaking droughts and shattering expec...read more »
44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »
The Final Whistle
Closing the game with a final OHH! hit.Why did the athlete sit on...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "A-Rod" Timberwolves Saga
Why was the ownership still a mess? Because Alex Rodriguez and th...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition
In 2024, sports became one giant postcard from Paris, and the NFL...read more »
The Billiards Break
A cue for some classic table-top humor.I told my wife I was going...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ryder Cup Captaincy
Why was Tiger Woods saying "No"? Because he realized that being a...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
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In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?