2014 Classic: The “Chandelier” Sia
I’m 1-2-3, 1-2-3 drink… but I’m definitely not swinging from a chandelier. My ceiling fan can barely handle a lightbulb. Part of the 72 Observational… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Chandelier” Sia
2014 Archive: The Google (Part 11)
She asked Google, “Is there a ‘Mute’ button for a son-in-law?” Google replied, “We’re working on it, but for now, try moving to another continent.”… Read More »2014 Archive: The Google (Part 11)
2013 Legacy: The Twitter
She only has one follower—me—but she tweets as if she’s addressing the United Nations. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Candy… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Twitter
2013 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
2012 Archive: The Pinterest Project
She saw a DIY headboard made of old barn wood. Now our bedroom smells like a damp stable and I have a splinter in a… Read More »2012 Archive: The Pinterest Project
2010 Vintage: The Filtered Coffee
Why did the dad try to put a Sepia filter on his morning brew? Because he wanted his coffee to look as “old-school” as his… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Filtered Coffee
2009 Archive: The Angry Birds Fever
Why did the lawyer represent the pigs? He argued that “slingshot-assisted structural damage” was a violation of porcine building codes. Part of the 47 Lawyer… Read More »2009 Archive: The Angry Birds Fever
2009 Vintage: The Angels & Demons Race
Why the antimatter? For a sequel that suggested Tom Hanks can solve a Vatican-ending conspiracy just by running through libraries and looking at statues. Part… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Angels & Demons Race
2008 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why Bryan Cranston? For the first step in Walter White’s transformation into “the one who knocks.” Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
2007 Archive: The Portal
A guy tries to put a blue ring on one wall and an orange one on the other. “The cake is a lie, but the… Read More »2007 Archive: The Portal