2003 Vintage: The Finding Nemo
A fish walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender says, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?” The fish says,… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Finding Nemo
2003 Archive: The Black Eyed Peas “Elephunk” Shift
Why Fergie? Because adding “The Dutchess” turned an underground hip-hop group into a hit-making machine, starting with the question “Where Is The Love?”. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Black Eyed Peas “Elephunk” Shift
2003 Archive: The Strokes “Room on Fire”
Why “Reptilia”? For proving their style wasn’t an accident and that NYC cigarettes taste best to their music. Part of the 38 Musician & Rock… Read More »2003 Archive: The Strokes “Room on Fire”
2002 Legacy: The Broadband
We finally got cable internet. My husband is downloading “trailers” just to watch the progress bar move. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Broadband
2001 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Hedy Burress for Valentine? Because in the slashers of 2001, the only real victim was the viewer’s time. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2001 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
2001 Legacy: The Pager
“My pager is buzzing!” “Is it an emergency?” “No, it’s a text from my wife saying ‘Buy Milk’.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Pager
2001 Vintage: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Email
2001 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer ask for a “Millennium +1” retainer? To cover the inflation of his ego in the new century. Part of the 46… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
2001 Classic: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go home! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition… Read More »2001 Classic: The Ivana
2001 Legacy: The American Pie 2 Hype
Why were the college kids so nervous about band camp? Because the sequel was coming in August to remind us that “One time, at July… Read More »2001 Legacy: The American Pie 2 Hype