2001 Legacy: The Retainer Fee

Why did the lawyer ask for a “Millennium +1” retainer? To cover the inflation of his ego in the new century.

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@Forrest_Gump_Running06/27/2014 01:45Laughing is as laughing does.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei10/15/2004 11:06You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@First_World_P04/12/2009 11:24My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Hi5_Pro_User08/27/2012 05:58High five for this joke!

@Me_Gusta_Face02/06/1998 00:15Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

@Tablet_User_1011/16/1998 19:41Tapping my way to a good mood.