2001 Legacy: The Pager

“My pager is buzzing!” “Is it an emergency?” “No, it’s a text from my wife saying ‘Buy Milk’.”

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@ICQ_Flower07/16/1996 08:31The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Toy_Story_Woody11/23/1999 19:34There is a joke in my boot!

@Pizza_Pizza_9906/02/1998 13:17Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Digimon_Tamer12/23/2005 08:16My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Toolbar_Hater09/16/2012 02:09My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!