Why were the college kids so nervous about band camp? Because the sequel was coming in August to remind us that “One time, at July 4th…” stories are never good.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition
In 1996, Independence Day wasn't just a holiday; it was a surviva...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Digital Napkins"
Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Pink Skies" Zach Bryan
Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »
35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Independence Day was a "Survival Challenge." We were all...read more »
2024 Vintage: The The Fall Guy Stunts
Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »
2024 Classic: The IF (Imaginary Friends)
Why was the chair next to you "occupied"? Because John Krasinski ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro "Normalcy"
Why were so many guests wearing high-tech goggles at the pool? Be...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Deep-Fake" History
Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2011 “Party Rock & Potter’s End” Edition
In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »
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2024 Legacy: The Furiosa Road War
Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2022 “Top Gun & Running Up That Hill” Edition
In 2022, Independence Day was a "High-Octane Revival." We were al...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1998 “Asteroids & Antz” Edition
In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »
2024 Archive: The AI Video (Sora) Fear
Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
First! And it’s funny!