2001 Classic: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go home! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition… Read More »2001 Classic: The Ivana
2000 Legacy: The Tactical Internet
Why was it so slow? Because in 2000, trying to download a satellite photo in the field was like trying to suck a bowling ball… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Tactical Internet
2000 Vintage: The Hotel Key
Why did it fail? Because the traveler put it next to his brand new “high-capacity” 1.44MB floppy disk and they destroyed each other. Part of… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Hotel Key
1999 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary carefully copying a baptismal record from slippery, curling fax paper onto regular paper before the purple ink fades away completely. Part of… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation
1999 Archive: The Internet Blockade Crisis
Shouting down the stairs to disconnect the digital computer because someone needs to call the local pharmacy using the actual physical telephone line. Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Internet Blockade Crisis
1999 Vintage: The Pilot
Why did the pilot get fired? He had a bad altitude. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Vintage: DMX
Why was the dog barking along to the music? Because It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot was playing, and even the Golden Retriever wanted to “Stop, Drop,… Read More »1998 Vintage: DMX
1998 Vintage: The Walk
When she goes for a walk, the squirrels hide their nuts—not from hunger, but from fear of being judged. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Walk
1998 Vintage: The Secret Service Excuse
A Secret Service agent is asked why he didn’t stop the affair. He says, “I thought it was a new form of ‘hand-to-hand’ combat training.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Secret Service Excuse
1998 Vintage: The Tabloid Headline
“ALIEN ABDUCTS MONICA’S DRESS.” Bill says, “Finally! A defense I can use in the Senate!” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Tabloid Headline