A Secret Service agent is asked why he didn’t stop the affair. He says, “I thought it was a new form of ‘hand-to-hand’ combat training. I didn’t want to interrupt the Commander-in-Chief’s drill.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
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Classic. Simply classic.