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1998 Vintage: The Tabloid Headline

 “ALIEN ABDUCTS MONICA’S DRESS.” Bill says, “Finally! A defense I can use in the Senate!”

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Tripod_Member10/30/2008 06:21Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Encarta_Explorer08/21/1998 17:05I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Matrix_Rebel05/06/1995 19:43I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@MP3_Encoder07/08/1997 23:01128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Friday_Rebecca08/31/2001 21:37Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Selfie_King_0502/01/2014 06:24Taking a photo of me laughing!

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