“ALIEN ABDUCTS MONICA’S DRESS.” Bill says, “Finally! A defense I can use in the Senate!”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The AI Doctor
"The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
2025 Archive: The Met Gala 2025
"I'm wearing a conceptual piece!" "You're wearing a shower curta...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
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Q: Why did the Karen press...
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL?
A: Because she wanted...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
A: Be...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Taking a photo of me laughing!