2000 Vintage: The Hotel Key

Why did it fail? Because the traveler put it next to his brand new “high-capacity” 1.44MB floppy disk and they destroyed each other.

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@MIRC_Operator05/18/2015 00:28/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Msdos_Expert06/19/2009 22:25DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Beavis_Butthead09/15/2014 13:45Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa10/17/2010 23:21They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Shrek_Donkey09/08/2000 10:30And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Avatar_Na_vi08/04/2007 22:49I see you... laughing!

@Daria_Morg06/09/1998 01:23My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@G_I_Joe_Real01/22/2006 11:45And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Ring_Member_9809/26/2013 21:11Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.