2017 Archive: The Death of Chuck Berry
Why the “Johnny B. Goode” finale? For the passing of the man who literally gave rock and roll its rhythm and its guitar. Part of… Read More »2017 Archive: The Death of Chuck Berry
2017 Vintage: The Murder on the Orient Express Mustache
Why Kenneth Branagh? For a movie where the detective’s facial hair had its own agent and probably its own trailer. Part of the 34 Hollywood… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Murder on the Orient Express Mustache
2016 Legacy: The Angry Birds Movie
I told her I’m Red. She said, “You’re just ‘Angry’ because I ate the last brownie.” Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Angry Birds Movie
2016 Archive: The Sarah Paulson Victory
Why was it the most cheered win? Because after five years of playing every nightmare imaginable in American Horror Story, she finally won for playing… Read More »2016 Archive: The Sarah Paulson Victory
2016 Vintage: The Office Chair “Stability”
Why was the manager sitting on a literal “Saddle”? Because he heard it was good for his “Posture” and his “Leadership.” Part of the 69… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Office Chair “Stability”
2016 Vintage: The Split Movie
“I have 23 different personalities!” “Great, maybe one of them knows how to load the dishwasher properly.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Split Movie
2016 Legacy: The 1975
Why was everything pink and neon? Because in 2016, Matty Healy decided that “Somebody Else” was the official anthem for everyone crying into their iPhones.… Read More »2016 Legacy: The 1975
2016 Vintage: The Little Mountain
What do you call a hill that’s always tired? “Slope-y.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive.… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Little Mountain
2015 Legacy: The Sun
I’m “shining” through the pixels. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The “Stealth” Tank (PL-01) Hype
Why did the Polish tank look like a spaceship? To make sure that even if it never enters production, it will always be the #1… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Stealth” Tank (PL-01) Hype