Looking at a grandchild participating in the viral photo trend and declaring that your own ten-year transformation just involves a stiffer left knee and three… Read More »2019 Legacy: The 10-Year Challenge Reality Check
Why the lamp? For a remake that proved that even if you’re a giant CGI genie, you can still have a “Fresh Prince” attitude and… Read More »2019 Archive: The Aladdin “Blue Will Smith”
Rihanna, Sandra Bullock, and Cate Blanchett. I’d let them rob me and I’d probably say “thank you.” Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Ocean’s 8 Heist
Why did the lawyer love May 25, 2018? Because RODO/GDPR was the biggest stimulus package for attorneys since the invention of the billable hour. Part… Read More »2018 Classic: The GDPR Gift
“I’m going to the moon!” “Go to the basement and find the holiday decorations. It’s a similar journey into the unknown.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2018 Classic: The First Man
Why did the dad sell his car? He bought a Sony A7III and now he can take 4K photos of his lawn at 10 frames… Read More »2018 Classic: The Digital Camera “Full Frame” Mirrorless
Why was Glenn Weiss the talk of the night? Because he won an Emmy for directing the Oscars and used his speech to propose to… Read More »2018 Classic: The Surprise Proposal
Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
I’m “buffering” my social interactions. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
I’m “streaming” live. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
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