“I’m going to the moon!” “Go to the basement and find the holiday decorations. It’s a similar journey into the unknown.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Superman Trunks
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The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
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The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
A: Be...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Password
"My password is now a 64-digit biometric scan." "And you still f...read more »
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In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Found a real treasure with this one.
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
... (Laughter in silence).
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Equality for all jokes!