Why was Britain so proud? Because Holmes won the 800m and 1500m in Athens, proving that age is just a number if your legs are faster than everyone else’s.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2004 “Curse-Breakers & Olympic Glory” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Bowling Strike
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2025 Classic: The PGA vs. LIV "Peace" Deal
Why was the merger so slow? Because lawyers move slower than a Su...read more »
The Marathon Struggle
Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »
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44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
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In 2018, logic took a break. The backup quarterback humiliated To...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
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