I’m “buffering” my social interactions.
Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.