2013 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout

Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent.

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@Burning_CDs11/01/1999 05:00I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Full_House_Michelle07/23/1999 03:33You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Rewritable_CD02/04/2002 03:25I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@American_Psycho_P10/30/2009 13:27I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball08/31/2008 18:09Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Step_Brothers_B02/21/2002 20:36Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Salad_Fingers_F07/18/2010 17:54I like it when the jokes are... rusty.