2018 Vintage: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 52… Read More »2018 Vintage: The CD
2017 Classic: The Daily Show Loss
Why did Trevor Noah lose? Because John Oliver became the new official “Voice of Reason” in a world that had lost its mind. Part of… Read More »2017 Classic: The Daily Show Loss
2017 Archive: The Snapchat Map
“I can see exactly where you are!” “That’s not romantic, that’s stalking. Turn it off.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails &… Read More »2017 Archive: The Snapchat Map
2017 Vintage: The Pokémon GO Sanctuary Raid
The youth pastor spending the first ten minutes of the Sunday service begging teenagers to step away from the baptismal font because a rare virtual… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Pokémon GO Sanctuary Raid
2017 Archive: The Handmaid’s Tale
A woman in a red cloak walks in. The bartender says, “Under his eye… we have a 2-for-1 special on mimosas.” Part of the 51… Read More »2017 Archive: The Handmaid’s Tale
2017 Legacy: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
2016 Legacy: The X-Men
Apocalypse: Oscar Isaac is a blue god. I’m just a guy in a hoodie. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Legacy: The X-Men
2015 Vintage: Best Reggae Album
Why Fly Rasta by Ziggy Marley? Because if a Marley releases an album, the Grammy office just saves time and pre-engraves the name. Part of… Read More »2015 Vintage: Best Reggae Album
2015 Vintage: The 3D Touch
Why did the lawyer love the iPhone 6S? Because “Force Touch” was exactly how he handled his junior associates anyway. Part of the 44 Lawyer… Read More »2015 Vintage: The 3D Touch
2013 Archive: The Link
I’m “sharing” the latest viral dance. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified