Why was the “Bush Massage” of Angela Merkel so weird? Because it was the first time “Physical Therapy” was used as a diplomatic icebreaker.
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🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "I’m Speaking" Moment
Why did Kamala use that line? To remind us that in 2021, she was ...read more »
33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition
In 2025, the American Presidency felt less like a government and ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Trump "Dancing" at Rallies
Why did he listen to Ave Maria for 40 minutes? To show that in 20...read more »
2024 Archive: The June Debate Meltdown
Why was the first debate a 2024 turning point? Because it was the...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bitcoin Reserve
Why is the U.S. Treasury buying Bitcoin? So that when the dollar ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vivek Effect
Why is Vivek Ramaswamy everywhere? To prove that in 2025, the bes...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Joe Biden in the Amazon" Trip
Why did he walk into the jungle? To show that even after the elec...read more »
41 Presidential Jokes: The 1998 “Starr Reports & Blue Dresses” Edition
In 1998, the American Presidency became the world’s most-watched ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Live-Streamed" Cabinet
Why are Cabinet meetings now on X? So the American people can wat...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Department of Truth" Cleanup
Why was the old bureaucracy crying? Because they realized that "T...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The "Thanksgiving" 2025
Why was the turkey so nervous? Because even the birds know that u...read more »
36 Presidential Jokes: The 2021 “Inaugurations & Mittens” Edition
In 2021, the American Presidency switched from "Unfiltered Tweets...read more »
2025 Classic: The Border Wall Completion
Why was the wall finished so fast? Because the D.O.G.E. departmen...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Quote
Why was JD Vance’s old comment a 2024 hit? To remind the world th...read more »
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In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
No way! That’s too much!