2015 Vintage: The 3D Touch

Why did the lawyer love the iPhone 6S? Because “Force Touch” was exactly how he handled his junior associates anyway.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan10/21/2003 01:29Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Linux_Kernel_0.111/06/2002 20:00Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Fight_Club_Member10/28/1999 04:08I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Dodgeball_Pat08/09/2003 23:02If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Blogger_Default07/27/2006 03:53Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".