2008 Legacy: The Plum
I’ve got a “juicy” gossip. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Large Hadron Collider Power-Up
Why were people scared? Because a “Black Hole” in Switzerland felt safer than the “Black Hole” in the U.S. Treasury. Part of the 41 Presidential… Read More »2008 Classic: The Large Hadron Collider Power-Up
2008 Archive: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a pilot? A “fly-catcher.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The G-8 Summit in Germany
Why was the “Bush Massage” of Angela Merkel so weird? Because it was the first time “Physical Therapy” was used as a diplomatic icebreaker. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: The G-8 Summit in Germany
2007 Archive: The Bluetooth Headset Peak
Why did every traveler look like a telemarketer? Because those giant blue-blinking ear-pieces were at their peak, and everyone felt like a high-powered executive while… Read More »2007 Archive: The Bluetooth Headset Peak
2006 Legacy: The Hills (MTV)
Why was the party so dramatic and full of long silences? Because Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag were “staring at the rain” and wondering if… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Hills (MTV)
2006 Classic: The Justin Timberlake Fan
“What goes around… comes around… like a screw in a socket.” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically… Read More »2006 Classic: The Justin Timberlake Fan
2006 Archive: The Final 2006 June Bell
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out another historic year, sending everyone home for a long summer of broadband internet marathons, recording YouTube videos,… Read More »2006 Archive: The Final 2006 June Bell
2005 Archive: The Starbucks Addict
“Can I get a venti light bulb with an extra shot of wattage?” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution… Read More »2005 Archive: The Starbucks Addict
2005 Archive: The Chris Rock “Star” Joke
Why did he ask where the real stars were? To show that in 2005, Hollywood was starting to worry that they were running out of… Read More »2005 Archive: The Chris Rock “Star” Joke