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1999 Archive: The Napster Sin

 “I downloaded my girlfriend’s affection on Napster.” “How was it?” “The quality was poor, it took ten hours, and halfway through, my mom picked up the phone and disconnected us.”

Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Zip_Drive_Owner08/08/2013 18:55Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Twister_Chaser08/21/1999 23:11A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Coffee_Addict12/24/2002 15:34404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Tech_Support_Guy03/17/2015 17:59Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Daria_Morg04/24/2011 12:41My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Anchorman_Ron05/25/1999 16:08I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Brennan_Huff_X02/13/2006 00:23I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@GG_WP_9812/16/2000 06:06Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Warcraft_Orc08/19/2010 09:48Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair02/14/2001 13:18I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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