2004 Legacy: The Story
She tells a story about her first car that somehow proves I’m not qualified to use a toaster. Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Story
2003 Classic: The Reflex
He hit my knee. I didn’t move. He said, “You have ‘Dial-Up Reflexes’. Very slow.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare… Read More »2003 Classic: The Reflex
2003 Classic: The Laptop Screen Hinge
Why was the screen held up by a binder clip? Because 2003 plastic still hadn’t learned how to handle the “9 to 5.” Part of… Read More »2003 Classic: The Laptop Screen Hinge
2002 Legacy: Best New Artist
Why Alicia Keys? Because after “Fallin’,” there was no point in even looking at the other nominees. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Legacy: Best New Artist
2001 Legacy: The Xbox Arrival
Why was the IT department “closed for maintenance” in November? They were busy testing the 128-bit “security protocols” of Halo. Part of the 79 Office Groaners:… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Xbox Arrival
2001 Vintage: The Kazaa Download
Why was the network lagging? Someone was trying to download a movie that turned out to be a 2-hour video of a fireplace. Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Kazaa Download
2001 Legacy: The Final 2001 Vibe
Why was it a “New World” Halloween? Because it was the first year we started to feel that the 21st century was truly here—full of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Final 2001 Vibe
2001 Vintage: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Little Cloud
2001 Legacy: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2001 Vintage: The “Deadly” Power Point
Why did the military start using slides? Because in 2001, you couldn’t start a war without a bulleted list and a clip-art explosion. Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The “Deadly” Power Point