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1995 Vintage: Kevin Costner (Waterworld)

 Why was this movie so expensive? Because Kevin decided to build his own ocean instead of just using a pool and some imagination.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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