1999 Archive: The Napster Sin
“I downloaded my girlfriend’s affection on Napster.” “How was it?” “The quality was poor, it took ten hours, and halfway through, my mom picked up… Read More »1999 Archive: The Napster Sin
1999 Legacy: The Caps Lock
I’M A SHOUTER. I’M JUST BEING LOUD. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Ricky Martin Fan
One, but they’re “Livin’ la Vida Loca” in the dark. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Mika Häkkinen Title
Why was the “Flying Finn” so calm? Because he won his second F1 championship while Michael Schumacher was at home nursing a broken leg and… Read More »1999 Classic: The Mika Häkkinen Title
1999 Archive: The Jar Jar Binks
Why was the water cooler conversation so heated? Half the office was defending the prequels, and the other half was looking for a new job.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Jar Jar Binks
1998 Classic: The HMO Nurse
“Are you in pain?” “Yes.” “We don’t cover pain. Come back when you’re just mildly annoyed.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue… Read More »1998 Classic: The HMO Nurse
1998 Archive: The Orange
I’m a juice maker. I’m just concentrating. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The Best Animated Short
Why did Quest win? To prove that stop-motion is still the best way to make inanimate objects look like they’re having a mid-life crisis. Part… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Best Animated Short
1997 Vintage: The White Russian
“The Dude” walks into a bar… wait, that’s next year. A guy who thinks he’s “The Dude” walks in and orders a White Russian. Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The White Russian
1996 Legacy: The Scream Villain
One. “What’s your favorite scary… light fixture?” Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified