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1996 Legacy: The Scream Villain

 One. “What’s your favorite scary… light fixture?”

Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Sysop11/30/2003 07:06Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@XFiles_Spooky_M02/04/2008 14:37Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Silk_Road_Ghost05/13/1996 09:56Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Requiem_Dreamer06/14/2012 06:29That was intense... and funny!
@Donny_V_ShutUp07/28/2001 01:43Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Tina_Eat_Food06/04/2015 18:35Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real10/06/1999 22:04I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Flickr_User_0402/20/1996 19:59A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

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