1998 Classic: The HMO Nurse

“Are you in pain?” “Yes.” “We don’t cover pain. Come back when you’re just mildly annoyed.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

@Angelfire_User02/16/2000 04:42Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Blue_Screen_Survivor05/21/2002 21:18At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Nsync_Justin07/11/2005 09:43Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Clueless_Dionne09/26/2008 13:07Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Mainframe_Manny04/08/1996 19:19Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Keyboard_Warrior09/16/2004 11:25F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Offspring_Guy01/30/2004 00:44The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Gremlins_Gizmo01/19/2014 03:59Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Top_Gun_Maverick11/11/2003 16:29I feel the need... the need for comedy!