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2008 Classic: The Large Hadron Collider Power-Up

Why were people scared? Because a “Black Hole” in Switzerland felt safer than the “Black Hole” in the U.S. Treasury.

Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 2008 “Yes We Can & Financial Meltdown” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original05/05/2014 14:48Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Kazaa_Leecher09/09/1996 10:45I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Sion_Partier12/04/2014 20:25The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Donnie_Darko_8801/03/2009 20:09Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Bill_Nye_Fan11/16/2012 13:53Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan08/10/2014 16:27Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Champ_Kind_Wham08/02/2006 19:49WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Terran_Marine01/23/2007 23:48Go, go, go! More jokes!

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