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1995 Vintage: The Porch Patrol

Sitting on a aluminum folding chair on the front lawn for five hours straight, tracking every single unfamiliar car that enters the neighborhood layout with extreme suspicion.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1995 “Reading Glasses, VCR Clocks & Early Bird Specials” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Silicon_Valley_Fan09/19/2008 19:51This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Korben_Dallas_Tax07/30/2000 23:48I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Offspring_Guy11/05/2007 15:26The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@E_T_Phone_Home12/29/2007 21:09E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Tina_Eat_Food01/29/2008 17:22Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Frag_Master_9905/19/1998 10:49Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Railgun_Sniper01/08/2004 03:34I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Shut_Up_Money05/24/1995 20:32Shut up and take my laughter!

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