2022 Archive: Best New Artist
Why Olivia Rodrigo? Because “SOUR” was the sweetest thing to happen to the charts in years. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2022 “Silk… Read More »2022 Archive: Best New Artist
2022 Legacy: The Jennifer Coolidge Dance
Why did she dance through the music? Because when you win an Emmy for playing Tanya McQuoid, you don’t wrap it up—you just vibe while… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Jennifer Coolidge Dance
2021 Vintage: The Silk Sonic (The Grammys Sweep)
Why the “smoking out the window”? For the duo making everyone feel like they were back in a 70s variety show. Part of the 42… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Silk Sonic (The Grammys Sweep)
2021 Classic: Taylor’s Flower Power
Why was Taylor Swift dressed like a literal garden? Because folklore was so cottagecore it actually started growing moss on the Grammy stage. Part of… Read More »2021 Classic: Taylor’s Flower Power
2021 Legacy: The Bluetooth Speaker Interference
A youth leader playing a background track for a prayer session, accidentally pairing his phone with a delivery van driving past the window and blasting… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Bluetooth Speaker Interference
2020 Vintage: The Sheep
I’m “following” the sourdough trends. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: Celebrity Jokes 1995
OCZEKUJE (Status: W kolejce po przerwie). Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Extraction Bridge
Why Chris Hemsworth? For a movie that suggested one Australian mercenary can take on an entire city’s underworld as long as he has a 12-minute… Read More »2020 Archive: The Extraction Bridge
2019 Archive: Game of Thrones (The Finale)
Why was there a Starbucks cup in Westeros? Because in 2019, the series ended so quickly that even the characters needed a caffeine kick to… Read More »2019 Archive: Game of Thrones (The Finale)
2019 Classic: The Fitbit Premium
Why was the watch asking for money? Because in 2019, even your “heart rate” required a monthly subscription. Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2019 Classic: The Fitbit Premium