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2019 Classic: The Fitbit Premium

 Why was the watch asking for money? Because in 2019, even your “heart rate” required a monthly subscription.

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2019 “Black Holes & OK Boomer” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Fresh_Prince_9011/19/2013 19:15In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Modem_Meltdown01/15/2010 07:54My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Buffy_Summers_9701/11/2010 08:19Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Campus_King11/14/2004 09:34The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Agent_Smith_0108/06/2002 13:43It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Mini_Me_Rocks03/27/1997 13:20... (Laughter in silence).
@Hansel_So_Hot09/03/2011 05:34That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Hashtag_Master05/22/2004 01:21#funny #joke #retro #90s

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