2001 Archive: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog with a broken leg? “Un-hoppy.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2001 Archive: The Little Frog
2001 Archive: The Janet Jackson “All for You” Glow
Why the sample? Because Janet used a funky Italian disco loop to prove she was still the queen of the dance floor. Part of the… Read More »2001 Archive: The Janet Jackson “All for You” Glow
2001 Classic: The NBA Draft #1 Kwame Brown
Why was MJ a bad scout? Because he picked Kwame straight out of high school, starting a saga that made “bust” the most used word… Read More »2001 Classic: The NBA Draft #1 Kwame Brown
2001 Vintage: The Scroll
I’m an actor. I’m just “rolling” the credits. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The Coldplay “Parachutes” Lift-off
Why “Yellow”? Because Chris Martin sang about the stars so sadly and beautifully that the whole world suddenly wanted to cry into their tea. Part… Read More »2000 Classic: The Coldplay “Parachutes” Lift-off
2000 Archive: The E-mail Forward
She discovered “CC.” Now she sends her complaints about me to my wife, my boss, and the local priest. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2000 Archive: The E-mail Forward
1998 Classic: The Hammer
I’m a carpenter. I’m hitting the nail on the head. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Archive: The “Boogie Nights” Buzz
Why was Burt Reynolds nominated? To prove that a mustache can be a powerful acting tool if you use it correctly. Part of the 41… Read More »1998 Archive: The “Boogie Nights” Buzz
1998 Legacy: The Belfast Agreement (Good Friday)
Why was the referendum so successful? Because for once, the “Yes” vote meant “We’re tired of fighting” rather than “We like the current government.” Part… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Belfast Agreement (Good Friday)
1998 Vintage: The Wine Cooler’s Ghost
A guy asks for a Bartles & Jaymes. The bartender says, “They retired, and so should that order.” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Wine Cooler’s Ghost