2006 Classic: Dick Cheney’s Hunting Accident
Why was Harry Whittington the most famous man in Texas? Because he was the only person in 2006 who could say he took a “shot”… Read More »2006 Classic: Dick Cheney’s Hunting Accident
2005 Archive: Brokeback Mountain
Why couldn’t they quit each other? Because in 2005, Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal proved that the most dangerous thing in Wyoming wasn’t the weather,… Read More »2005 Archive: Brokeback Mountain
2005 Classic: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” at the “Upload” button. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent $2,000 on “meaningless hobbies” like eating. Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Flip… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Calculator
2004 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait
I’ve been here so long the ‘New Release’ drug is now considered ‘Vintage’ on eBay. Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch… Read More »2004 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait
2003 Archive: The “Alex & Emma” Burn
Why Rob Reiner? For proving that the director of Princess Bride can also make a movie that feels like a long wait at the DMV. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Alex & Emma” Burn
2003 Vintage: The 512MB RAM Upgrade
Why was the accountant so fast? He could open two Excel files and a browser without the “Blue Screen” appearing. Part of the 66 Office… Read More »2003 Vintage: The 512MB RAM Upgrade
2003 Vintage: The Concorde’s Final Flight
Why was the sky getting slower? Because the world’s only supersonic passenger jet retired, proving that the future was actually going to be much slower… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Concorde’s Final Flight
2002 Classic: The Diet 2
“I’m on the ‘South Beach Diet’.” “So you’re just hungry and tanned?” “Pretty much.” Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health &… Read More »2002 Classic: The Diet 2
2002 Archive: The Bluetooth Ghost
Why was the CEO yelling at the elevator doors? He wasn’t; he just got a new Bluetooth headset and forgot that he looked insane to… Read More »2002 Archive: The Bluetooth Ghost