Why was the Stanley Cup celebration so confusing? Because Patrick Kane scored the winning goal but the puck disappeared under the padding, leaving everyone to… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Chicago Blackhawks’ Missing Puck
Why was she called “Mutti”? Because she was the only one with the keys to the safe, telling everyone in Europe they wouldn’t get dessert… Read More »2010 Legacy: Angela Merkel & The Euro
Why did Sheldon Cooper finally get an Emmy? Because the Academy finally understood what “Bazinga!” meant (or they just wanted him to stop explaining quantum… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Jim Parsons Breakthrough
Why the “Day ‘n’ Nite” peak? For the stoner-philosopher who made it okay for rappers to talk about their dreams and loneliness. Part of the… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Kid Cudi “Man on the Moon”
Cascada is back to remind us that 2009 is 50% German techno-pop. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified
I’m “erasing” my debt (I wish). Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
“Why is the camera shaking?” “It’s a found-footage movie!” “No, I think I’m just having a panic attack about the housing market.” Part of the 54… Read More »2008 Archive: The Cloverfield Effect
The short-term mission team returning with a single 5-megapixel digital camera, forcing forty parishioners to crowd around a tiny 2.5-inch LCD screen on the back… Read More »2007 Archive: The Digital Camera Huddle
Why did it win Best Drama? Because after that controversial cut-to-black finale, the Academy gave them the trophy just to make sure the show was… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Sopranos’ Final Bow
Will Smith and a dog in a deserted New York. It’s the ultimate movie for introverts who hate traffic. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2007 Legacy: The I Am Legend Desolation
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