2019 Legacy: The It Chapter Two
“We’re all grown up now!” “And you’re all still annoying,” says the bartender. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition… Read More »2019 Legacy: The It Chapter Two
2019 Vintage: The Bluetooth Speaker Interference
The youth leader trying to connect his phone to a new wireless speaker for the opening prayer, only for the device to accidentally pair with… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Bluetooth Speaker Interference
2019 Legacy: The 1917 One-Shot
A war movie that looks like it never stops. I left the theater feeling like I’d personally run across France. Part of the 70 Observational… Read More »2019 Legacy: The 1917 One-Shot
2019 Classic: The Garden
She told the roses they were “lacking a social media strategy.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Classic: The Garden
2018 Archive: The Specialist
I went to a ‘Social Media Detox Specialist.’ He just changed my Wi-Fi password and charged me $500. Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Archive: The Specialist
2018 Vintage: The To All The Boys Fan
One, but they have to write a secret love letter to the bulb first. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap… Read More »2018 Vintage: The To All The Boys Fan
2017 Vintage: Logic’s “1-800-273-8255”
Why was the mood so meaningful? Because the song brought mental health awareness to the mainstream, reminding us all to be a little kinder at… Read More »2017 Vintage: Logic’s “1-800-273-8255”
2016 Classic: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
Constructing an elaborate finger-skateboard obstacle course using three heavy hardcover manuals and a plastic three-ring binder during quiet reading hour. Part of the 35 School… Read More »2016 Classic: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
2016 Legacy: The Milk
I’m “milking” the double XP event. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: Nicki Minaj (Anaconda)
Why was everyone talking about the jungle? Because in 2014, Nicki Minaj reclaimed the “Sir Mix-A-Lot” throne and made everyone reconsider their gym routine. Part… Read More »2014 Legacy: Nicki Minaj (Anaconda)