I just asked an AI to write an email to my boss, a 7-day meal plan, and a bedtime story about a depressed toaster. It did all three in ten seconds. I’m currently 40% impressed and 60% worried about my future as a sentient being.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Thanks for the donation and the joke!