2022 Archive: The Dahmer Obsession
“Why are you watching another true crime show?” “I want to be prepared!” “Prepared for what? Being the next victim of your own boredom?” Part of… Read More »2022 Archive: The Dahmer Obsession
2022 Archive: The “Pink Sauce” Drama
What was the scariest treat on TikTok? A mysterious, neon-pink condiment that arrived in the mail and defied all laws of food safety. Part of… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Pink Sauce” Drama
2022 Legacy: The Fire of Love Documentary
A movie about a couple who loved each other almost as much as they loved active volcanoes. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Fire of Love Documentary
2022 Archive: The Barbarian Twist
I went in for a basement mystery and left with a permanent fear of Airbnb and long-haired women. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2022 Archive: The Barbarian Twist
2021 Archive: The Supermarket
She tried to return a head of broccoli because it “lacked a sense of symmetry.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT &… Read More »2021 Archive: The Supermarket
2021 Legacy: The “Winning” Narrative
Why did it change to “Responsible Completion”? Because “Losing” sounded too honest and “Winning” sounded too much like fiction. Part of the 39 Military Jokes:… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Winning” Narrative
2021 Legacy: The The Suicide Squad (Redux)
Why was the 4th so “Starfish-heavy”? Because James Gunn made a giant alien starfish the villain of the year, making our pool toys look suspicious.… Read More »2021 Legacy: The The Suicide Squad (Redux)
2021 Archive: The Gen Z Slang Infiltration
The English teacher giving out a detention because a student loudly stated that a classical poem about the autumn rain was “giving main character energy”… Read More »2021 Archive: The Gen Z Slang Infiltration
2020 Classic: The Father Confusion
Why Anthony Hopkins? For a performance so brilliant and heartbreaking that it made the audience feel exactly as lost and disoriented as the character. Part… Read More »2020 Classic: The Father Confusion
2019 Vintage: The Bluetooth Speaker Interference
The youth leader trying to connect his phone to a new wireless speaker for the opening prayer, only for the device to accidentally pair with… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Bluetooth Speaker Interference