Why did it change to “Responsible Completion”? Because “Losing” sounded too honest and “Winning” sounded too much like fiction.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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