2001 Vintage: The Scroll

I’m an actor. I’m just “rolling” the credits.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "swinging" by the server.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "shaking" off the legacy bugs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

@Napster_King03/13/2004 00:36I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Winamp_Skin_Maker09/02/2003 10:14Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Student_Life_0108/29/1999 22:41Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@WiFi_Zero_One10/03/2004 20:00Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Bam_Margera_Fan03/11/2012 19:24Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Philosoraptor_X12/22/2009 14:12If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@About_Dot_Com11/19/2009 11:10The human guide to online humor.

@Net_Neutrality04/14/1997 20:12Equality for all jokes!