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2003 Archive: The “Alex & Emma” Burn

 Why Rob Reiner? For proving that the director of Princess Bride can also make a movie that feels like a long wait at the DMV.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
 Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
2024 Archive: Coppola’s Megalo-Mess
 Why did Francis Ford Coppola win Worst Director? For Megalopolis...read more »
2024 Archive: The Argylle Cat
 Why was it a target? For a CGI feline that was almost as unconvi...read more »
2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Box Office
 Why was it hit? For proving that the only thing "twice" about th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mickey 17" Delay
 Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
 Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
 Why Emma Roberts? For Madame Web, a film where her most importan...read more »
2025 Classic: Ice Cube’s Wells Trip
 Why was he nominated for Worst Actor? For How to Stop a Zombie A...read more »

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2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Jon Voight? For a career year where he apparently decided th...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
 Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition
In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turne...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero07/12/2006 18:43I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Internet_Explorer_307/21/2004 17:24Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Hercules_Xena04/11/2014 07:32By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Cyber_Security_X08/28/2005 11:39Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan10/26/2015 21:56Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Jackass_Johnny07/15/2013 12:15Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Courage_Dog06/24/2000 23:48The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Banner_Exchange08/09/2012 06:28Click my banner for more laughs!
@Arthas_Fan_0202/09/2002 02:18Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Hat_Tip_Sir03/09/1998 10:12M’lady... this joke is superb.

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