2001 Archive: The Janet Jackson “All for You” Glow

Why the sample? Because Janet used a funky Italian disco loop to prove she was still the queen of the dance floor.

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why the crown? Because the "Midwest Princess" officially became t...read more »

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@Floppy_Drive_Buzz05/19/2013 10:36The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Better_Off_Dead12/19/2012 10:19I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Shagadelic_9701/10/2002 21:42This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Brick_Tamland_L11/26/2011 03:26I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Talladega_N_R08/29/2011 18:47If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@True_Story_Neil08/13/2010 02:46True story! I was there!