Why “Yellow”? Because Chris Martin sang about the stars so sadly and beautifully that the whole world suddenly wanted to cry into their tea.
Part of the 35 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2000 “Survival, Nu-Metal & The Britney Domination” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Why the social media detox? For Doja letting the music do the tal...read more »
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In 1998, the music world underwent a total facelift. We said good...read more »
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Why the engineering legend? The loss of the man who gave the soun...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
No way! That’s too much!