2001 Classic: The NBA Draft #1 Kwame Brown

Why was MJ a bad scout? Because he picked Kwame straight out of high school, starting a saga that made “bust” the most used word in D.C.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why were we watching Shaq and Chuck on a different channel? Becau...read more »

A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »

Why was he finally comfortable? Because he stopped looking for th...read more »

Why was Lawrence Stroll's car so fast? Because he bought the smar...read more »

In 2010, the sports world was loud—literally. Between the buzzing...read more »

In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »

Why was the city so empty? Because after 2024, the Parisians real...read more »

Why was the Lakers' locker room so polite? Because you can’t tras...read more »

Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized t...read more »

A goal-oriented humor for the pitch.Why was the soccer ball so ti...read more »

In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »

Why was it the most watched film? Because we all wanted to see ho...read more »

Serving up some classic court-side wit.Why are tennis players so ...read more »

Why did the basketball hoops start looking like giant dollar sign...read more »

@Doom_Guy04/24/1998 22:36Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@South_Park_Cartman03/16/2007 15:06Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Total_Recall_Fan08/18/1996 16:19Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Tina_Eat_Food06/08/2012 16:17Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Liger_Owner_X10/01/1999 10:14It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Opera_User_9904/02/1997 01:39Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.