2017 Vintage: The Jägerbomb
The only “Block-chain” we care about is the line of empty shot glasses. Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Jägerbomb
2017 Legacy: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Monitor
2017 Legacy: The Tiger
I’m “earning” my stripes as a pro gamer. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The “Salt Bae” (Early Hype)
Why was the uncle dropping salt off his forearm? Because he was practicing his niche internet meme moves to make the seasoning look more “theatrical.”… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Salt Bae” (Early Hype)
2015 Classic: The “How Deep Is Your Love”
Calvin Harris and Disciples. The official song of every 2015 road trip. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The FIFA Raid
Why did the U.S. Department of Justice storm a Swiss hotel in May? To remind the world that if you’re going to use U.S. banks… Read More »2015 Classic: The FIFA Raid
2015 Vintage: The Hotline Bling Logic
“You used to call me on my cell phone.” My wife: “I still do, but you never answer, so I have to call the landline.”… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Hotline Bling Logic
2015 Classic: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Johnny Depp? For Mortdecai, a film that felt like a very expensive inside joke that nobody else got. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2015 Classic: Worst Actor Runner-up
2014 Classic: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vibe
Why did the boss start calling the sales team “The Guardians of the Q3 Targets”? Because he watched the movie and now thinks Groot is… Read More »2014 Classic: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vibe
2014 Archive: The Allison Janney Double Win
Why did she win for two shows in one night? Because Allison Janney is so good she should get an Emmy just for appearing in… Read More »2014 Archive: The Allison Janney Double Win