2011 Archive: Captain America (The First Avenger)
Why was he so skinny? Because in 2011, we learned that all it takes to become a superhero is a brave heart and a very… Read More »2011 Archive: Captain America (The First Avenger)
2010 Classic: The Old Spice “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” Ad
Why was he on a horse? Because Isaiah Mustafa delivered the most viral commercial of the decade, proving that if you talk fast enough, people… Read More »2010 Classic: The Old Spice “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” Ad
2009 Archive: The Jacket
I’m “zipping.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Ant
I’m “working” hard. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Fish
I’m “hooked” on the new gadgets. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Taylor Swift (Fearless) Fan
“You belong with me… and this 60-watt.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who is currently working at a Starbucks because his clinic closed. Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Referral
2006 Archive: The Best Film Editing
Why did Crash take it? Because keeping all those separate stories from colliding into a mess is the definition of “Editing.” Part of the 42… Read More »2006 Archive: The Best Film Editing
2006 Legacy: The Save
I’m “keeping” my dignity while dancing on the Wii. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
Panic! At The Disco has a circus-themed video and a very long title. I love it. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”